Welcome to the main blog of everyone’s least-favorite buffoon.Tumblr (3.0; @tooneyd)http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d363de1b91609cc5bad1ae2d615507b1/tumblr_mkfewfVaJE1rt63kjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notkingkong.tumblr.com/post/48455277160/dat-gurl-be-twerking-up-on-dat-floor">notkingkong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dat gurl be twerking up on dat floor</p> </blockquote> <p>Gurl, drop it to the flo’</p> <p>I love the way that booty go.</p> <p>All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move</p> <p>As I proceed to throw this cash.</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48674278237http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48674278237Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:51:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89d8e17ad558c7b4af61735c3411c68c/tumblr_mloyl6t7NK1r8lurwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SO IW AS READING HYSULE HISTORIA TODAY CUZ I GOT IT IN THE MIAL<br/>AND THEN<br/>THIS<br/>HAPPEED</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48674008923http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48674008923Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:46:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mas8i2Q8hP1rgzubio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fanfictionimg.tumblr.com/post/32096221499/sephiroth-and-master-chief-fight-ssj100-goku-and">fanfictionimg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sephiroth and Master Chief fight SSJ100 Goku and Vash.</p> </blockquote> <p>Then they fuse together and create Sephiroth Goku the Stampede (Master chief thought the fusion dance was ghay)</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48594259967http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48594259967Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:20:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avast-applejacks-ass.tumblr.com/post/48593619945">avast-applejacks-ass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2b73a5131ca18842b641ba6cb85a07a/tumblr_inline_mln4woxQaD1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>GODFUCKINGBOLBISUACE</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48594106060http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48594106060Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:17:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2eff3baff340189b45339627b07af48e/tumblr_mlip021wsz1ql3a4xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drunkenfist.tumblr.com/post/48587694481/thatfellowsthings-theres-a-new-sonic-arcade">drunkenfist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatfellowsthings.tumblr.com/post/48373978127/theres-a-new-sonic-arcade-game-that-actually">thatfellowsthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There’s a new Sonic arcade game that actually involves running fast on a treadmill</p> </blockquote> <p>gotta go fit</p> </blockquote> <p>If these were at my gym my calves would be the size of deli hams.</p> <p><strike>I call Metal Sonic</strike></p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48589398894http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48589398894Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:02:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/598cb4bd5c6109873c96d92b96d6649f/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d53fc34aa9a70f5f49d2836e71a84a1/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8df98df3a4c9848fb46211cac2be64b/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dca7e603231fea84466cf8df6db57d5/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81969c609166ef31e1756b4985e7a047/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b29c748c8d89fde58f1a4defac5f12b9/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/106c285e96a2dc6fec19b57d32bef66d/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4595072973e00a4a73e28cf79200bf5e/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd5ce71dcd1d418097b17ae3294e28fc/tumblr_mlkwoihHA91r8dy8go4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pippinstewardofgondor.tumblr.com/post/48491763421/inebriatedpony-science-what-the-fuck-is-this">pippinstewardofgondor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inebriatedpony.tumblr.com/post/48485859910/science">inebriatedpony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Science!</p> </blockquote> <p>what the fuck is this science bullshit</p> </blockquote> <p>Science is essentially magic with more explosions and fire.</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48582283629http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48582283629Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:31:59 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4W9T420X-H8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is what Warrior Cats looks like to people who don’t read Warrior Cats</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48581696882http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48581696882Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:25:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avast-applejacks-ass.tumblr.com/post/48509929987/basicallygenderless-i-was-just-thinking-about">avast-applejacks-ass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basicallygenderless.tumblr.com/post/48509887594/i-was-just-thinking-about-ravenously-making-out">basicallygenderless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was just thinking about ravenously making out with someone what are you guys thinking about</p> </blockquote> <p>saliva surfin</p> <p>tongue twattling</p> </blockquote> <p>Greetin&#8217; teeth</p> <p>swappin&#8217; spit</p> <p>tongue tango (or if you&#8217;re one of them &#8220;new fangled&#8221; kiddies, tongues doing a little bump n&#8217; grind)</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48510021593http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48510021593Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:21:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avast-applejacks-ass.tumblr.com/post/48509917610/pewbs">avast-applejacks-ass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pewbs</p> </blockquote> <p>PewbDiePie</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48509960741http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48509960741Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:19:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fd85f265e40c942045d272f4fb94006/tumblr_mllgk84miQ1rccuqoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>so</p> <p>it’s essentially what THIS</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/154/7/f/buttershy_by_kishmond-d3hymrq.png"/></p> <p>would look like in real life.</p> <p>Think about that as you touch your weiner to pony butts.</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48509096161http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48509096161Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:55:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bfab34bc5e70f935b4185c376570844/tumblr_mllh2j2xYI1s88avoo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Kenshiro’s hobbies are weird.</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508976334http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508976334Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:52:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6f9fbe20e09fceba9148b604aca7e4c/tumblr_mllh61sI9N1r2tstuo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>How dare forget the “WOOOOWWW”</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508697662http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508697662Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:44:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c403552c6c00c8aaca7b42cdb0028f4/tumblr_mllha1WShb1sn0ixfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>me on my way to steal ur girl</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508598904http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508598904Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:42:10 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6ZRSqR6p3gI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Can’t believe I haven’t reblogged this yet</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508527412http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508527412Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:40:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ubersaur.tumblr.com/post/48508252496">ubersaur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/af6f88577cfc1dd736bb4fc2e481be9f/tumblr_inline_mllgz1O31a1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508316450http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508316450Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:34:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://08syooogeki.tumblr.com/post/48507385416">08syooogeki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4d7680f3434cfc1cbe2c435d7036c0f6/tumblr_inline_mllfy33kn81qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>He musta been watching George Lopez HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508191655http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508191655Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:31:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madamehanamura.tumblr.com/post/48508086625">madamehanamura</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/99ea06ae0f5da26728a310ad40da57f2/tumblr_inline_mllgrrhwsC1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>LEON KENNEDY</p> <p>IS</p> <p>CRAZY FROG</p> <p></p> <p></p> <p><strike>my god I made a crazy frog reference in 2013 somebody gut me</strike></p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508163013http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508163013Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:30:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madamehanamura.tumblr.com/post/48507900367">madamehanamura</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8f66e8c56c4b817fb6ec23b53833b818/tumblr_inline_mllgjwMawS1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>see that fuck in the background that&#8217;s not even dancing with everyone else, just swaying to his own beat like he don&#8217;t give a fuck</p> <p></p> <p>me.</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508079435http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48508079435Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:28:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e61c64dc2674f709dcdf41fe6a864d3/tumblr_mjmfbi4ofD1r83ei3o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://butthug.com/post/45298490511/fffinger">sketchamagowza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fffinger<br/><br/><em>note: if you see this comic posted anywhere other than butthug.com or reblogged from butthug.com on other tumblrs then it was stolen and that is a sorry shame. Also anyone that would put an ugly URL on this image is a big dumb butt.</em></p> </blockquote>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48496095302http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/48496095302Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:56:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3665fe286e9a994f4e3715397cb7b0b0/tumblr_ml4dmkUCGP1qj6gmeo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf23810d8ae43bd4d5495d1434b14957/tumblr_ml4dmkUCGP1qj6gmeo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jammareduke.tumblr.com/post/47749185118/interaction-between-these-two-is-all-i-hoped-for">jammareduke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Interaction between these two is all I hoped for really.</p> </blockquote> <p>Honestly, I haven’t even read the comic and I already know this is the greatest part.  For some reason I always like it when the villains in crossovers become Bros 4 Life more than when the heroes do it.</p>http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/47842149073http://tooneyd.tumblr.com/post/47842149073Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:06:10 -0400