notkingkong:

dat gurl be twerking up on dat floor

Gurl, drop it to the flo’

I love the way that booty go.

All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move

As I proceed to throw this cash.

SO IW AS READING HYSULE HISTORIA TODAY CUZ I GOT IT IN THE MIAL
AND THEN
THIS
HAPPEED

fanfictionimg:

Sephiroth and Master Chief fight SSJ100 Goku and Vash.

Then they fuse together and create Sephiroth Goku the Stampede (Master chief thought the fusion dance was ghay)

avast-applejacks-ass:

GODFUCKINGBOLBISUACE

drunkenfist:

thatfellowsthings:

There’s a new Sonic arcade game that actually involves running fast on a treadmill

gotta go fit

If these were at my gym my calves would be the size of deli hams.

I call Metal Sonic

pippinstewardofgondor:

inebriatedpony:

Science!

what the fuck is this science bullshit

Science is essentially magic with more explosions and fire.

This is what Warrior Cats looks like to people who don’t read Warrior Cats

avast-applejacks-ass:

basicallygenderless:

I was just thinking about ravenously making out with someone what are you guys thinking about

saliva surfin

tongue twattling

Greetin’ teeth

swappin’ spit

tongue tango (or if you’re one of them “new fangled” kiddies, tongues doing a little bump n’ grind)

avast-applejacks-ass:

pewbs

PewbDiePie

so

it’s essentially what THIS

would look like in real life.

Think about that as you touch your weiner to pony butts.